You see, the concept really is simple yet I feel the need to break it down for you.
If I knock on the door offering to get you change and you come out all grumpy saying something like “I just spent 7000 dollars here” or “do you know how much I spend here in a month” we now have a problem. Sitting in a booth with no money in the machine while you desperately try to grunt out a quick one is just not acceptable. Screaming at me will not get you more time in the arcade, it will just get you thrown the fuck out. If at that time you have not managed to relieve yourself you have still received what you paid for.
#OLDER GAY MEN CRUISING IN ADULT BOOKSTORES FOR DICK MOVIE#
The movie will play until the time limit for the amount of money you put into the machine runs out. These traumatic events can all be avoided by entering a private booth where you can masturbate til your heart’s content in relative privacy.Ĥ. You enter a booth, insert a 1, 5, 10, or 20 dollar bill into the bill acceptor, and have a seat. Also don’t be surprised if a voice comes through it asking for you to stick your penis through the hole, it’s what it’s there for. If you enter a booth with a gloryhole, please don’t be surprised if at some point a penis comes through it. If you enter a booth with a window, please don’t be surprised if you look up and find someone watching you, coming to the counter and demanding that I throw whomever out because they were peeking at your willy will honestly accomplish little. Along that same line, I am not a resident fall back option and I’m sorry, but offering me cash for sex will not change my mind on this one (ever).ģ. We offer the options of entering a booth with a window, a glory hole, or a private booth. It really doesn’t matter how horny you are, complaining incessantly about it changes nothing. If the only customers I have in the arcade are so old you are wondering how they remain upright, much less get it up, I simply can’t waive a magic wand and fill the arcade with an all gay swim team. You really have no reason to be offended at this one, just think about it for a moment.Ģ. I’m sorry if you have only limited time to have gay sex with a stranger during your lunch break. Had you grabbed the key to the restroom and washed your hands I might just have considered it, otherwise I have no interest in touching you.
You just had anonymous sex with a man, woman, tranny, or you just got finished masturbating. Please excuse any grammatical or spelling errors.ġ. It is a complete wast of time to become upset when I refuse to shake your hand after you exit the arcade. I have logged 10 ,count em, 10 years working for an adult bookstore and I think I am more than qualified to offer some helpful tips to make your visit to these shops just a little more enjoyable.